Str8-Jacket-Grl has given me strict instructions not to post her pictures on here, if i violate this order i will not get any action for a while
ahhh fuck it 8)
Str8 at the train station on the way to see R+ in Brum
the pair of us on the train on the way to Brum
suff22886- 08-08-2005
sorry if this is personal.
how long have u been together????
switchblade- 08-08-2005
8 years and still goin strong, were like an elderly married couple, minus the grey hair and zimmer frames.
suff22886- 08-08-2005
wow. you are not married???
Str8-Jacket-Grl- 08-08-2005
you posted my pic!!!! ooh boyo wait till your naked and sleeping i'm getting the cammera out , and spamming your msn contacts :twisted:
switchblade- 08-08-2005
wow. you are not married???
nahh the past two times we've had enough cash to even think about getting married, rammstein decided to have concerts here. marriage is a thing we will do at some point, but we are in no real hurry.
suff22886- 08-08-2005
can i be dude who says. "you may now kiss the bride"
switchblade- 08-08-2005
can i be dude who says. "you may now kiss the bride"
lol yeah bro, theres lotsa sites where you can get yourself ordained as a minister fo free :D
suff22886- 08-08-2005
i dont need that cz i already know how to do it. listen
SUFF "ladies and gentleman we are gathered today coz these 2 wanna get married".
SUFF "swichblade do you swear to tell the truth,the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?"
SWITCHBLADE "i do"
SUFF "str8 jacket girl do you swear to tell the truth,the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?"
STR8 JACKET GIRL "i do"
SUFF "okies you will love each other through richer and for poorer and bad times and good times and light and dark and black and white and easy and bad and hungry and unhungry and mad or unmad"
SWITCHBLADE "i do"
STR8 JACKET GIRL "i do"
SUFF "by the power i have been given by god i pronounce you husband and wife. yipee, god bless, woo, kiss her.
switchblade- 08-08-2005
dude ur hired :wink:
suff22886- 08-08-2005
i do more aswel. i could be the gay wedding organiser.
SUFF "well isnt this faaabulous str8 jacket girl?"
str8 jacket grl "yes it is"
SUFF now your dress must draaape not draaag. so wen u walk down the aisle i want you to sway sway like your madonna.
are you nervous about your big day?
str8 jacket grl yes alot
SUFF well wen im nervous i sing i will survive. At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
sing it with me baby woooo
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
str8 jacket grl wow thanks suff you really helped me your the king of cool
SUFF nononononononono im the queen of cool
switchblade- 08-08-2005
:lol: :lol: :lol: dude im pissin myself right now, you should sooo be in a sequel to boat trip :lol: :lol: :lol:
suff22886- 08-08-2005
lol what else should i be. cmon gimme more jobs so it saves you the money.
Str8-Jacket-Grl- 08-08-2005
lmao, now im beginning to understand why he spends hours reading these posts giggling like a little girl!!
suff22886- 08-08-2005
ok guess this 1.
suff goes dashing into the church after a a 100 mile trip.
SUFF (banging on the window, shouting) sr8 jacket girl hes not the 1 for you, dont do it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
everyone turns around and looks at me
SUFF ooops sorry everyone wrong wedding
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Str8 at the train station on the way to see R+ in Brum
the pair of us on the train on the way to Brum